ME AGAINST THE WORLD

ME AGAINST THE WORLD


Woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed,
Stepped on the dog and then fell on my head,
There is nothing much to be said;
Except it's me against the world!
Breakfast is cold, the microwave is broke,
And is filling the house with some green-yellow smoke,
That smells real bad and is making me choke;
It's just me against the world!
The kids are all whining and want to be fed,
The cat is in heat and the goldfish are dead,
My wife looks like she has a rat's nest on her head;
Why me, against the world?
So, I heard that you were planning to go to the zoo,
But your boss called to say that he's down with the flu,
And he's leaving all of his duties to you;
Maybe it's you against the world!
Well my friend, it's time to go,
But I'm glad you called, I was feeling low,
And it makes me happy just to know
It's not just me against the world!